i'm unashamedly feeding on the faux sense of achievement games give me

i have an about me page, shh.

currently watching:parks and rec s5, house of cards s1, vikings s2, kill la kill


I have been waiting for this gif my whole life and I never even knew it.


moomin blog ♡

We will sacrifice. 

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ sweet maker i cannot wait for fall ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ


"Badassfully, are you sleeping with my sister?"
"Slumber would be difficult due to the energetic nature of our copulation."



*looks in the mirror*

what the fuck is that


id be more likely to kill a human than an animal


i’m actually pretty cool just give me like 5 tries to get it right



"bisexuals have straight passing privilege"
did you mean bi erasure ?
having people constantly assume im straight or gay based on who im dating or how I dress isn’t a privilege. it’s degrading and ignorant.


I feel like one of the greatest conquests of the english language is the phrase ‘I’ma’ because it’s an abbreviation for ‘I am going to’ like we managed to subtract all the spaces and three-fourths of the letters and we still know what it means that’s powerful

"Things were very quiet before you came here, Monsieur."

"I’m sorry, you must miss that."

"Not for a single second."